Good Morning Everyone!
We hope you are doing well on this fine Saturday...
We wanted you to see a natural digression of a 6 week old and what she is thinking during the process.
'I am sooooo pretty. I love this sticker so much. This bow truly is such a wonderful accessory to me and my lifestyle and it complements my outfit so well!'
'I just farted. This really cute sticker says '1 month,' but I am actually 6 weeks old, but that doesn't bother me. I am not a stickler for details like some... I love my life so much. My mommy and daddy are the BEST! I have the perfect life.'
'HOLD UP? Wait, what is going on? I don't think I like this anymore... What happened to that really comfortable blanket I was laying on? Who set me up against this 'brick'? This thing is NOT comfortable at all! HELP... I can't breathe!
'YEP, it's official! This sticker on my belly is stupid? Who put this ridiculous thing there and why does it not match? I don't have anything to wear! This 'brick' that I am leaning up against is the most uncomfortable thing that I have ever felt in my entire life! What is in my hair? It's so heavy and it is giving me neck and back pain!'
'I HATE YOU! I hate my mommy and daddy (even though daddy didn't have anything to do with any of this, I still hate him!). My life is miserable... My friends' parents aren't this mean. This embroidered shirt is scratching my chest! This is child abuse! Don't make me call CPS. What? You don't think I will? I will be better off in a foster home than living here! Did I mention that I hate you?'
AAAAAAAAh, the ups and downs of parenting....
We hope you enjoyed the thought process of our lil' Finley Claire!
1 comment:
HAHAHAHA! This is HILARIOUS. Which one of you wrote this?? Brilliant, just brilliant. And totally accurate.
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